Whipped Cream Might Become The Next Four Loco

As far as misleading titles to a story go, this one takes the cake, or maybe pie this time. First off, we're talking alcohol infused whipped cream. And I'm not saying it's going to be outlawed. I just wanted to shorten the title from it's original 28 word format. This was the only combination that still made sense.

Four Loco was outlawed in several places in the US "after a wave of negative press and public pressure surrounding the beverages unsafe consumption"  It's not for me to be the judge on this one. I'm sure there's thousands of college students that had their heat broken when they found out they couldn't blow their parents money chugging their favorite carbonated caffeinated alcoholic drink. On the flip side, I'm sure there's thousands more that are going to go grab their favorite non-alcoholic energy drink, take a big swig off the top, refill with cheap vodka, and not miss a blink of partying. If not they're buying a 4 pack of redbull and a bottle of vodka and doing the same thing.

While we're talking about unsafe consumption, I'm pretty sure there was a time in my life that I unsafely consumed an alcoholic beverage.  I'm pretty sure there was a day I unsafely  consumed too many Pixi Stix... I use to know a friend that would huff ready whip cans. I bet these new cans would add a whole new aspect to that fun past time. Watch the video here for more info about the Cream. I doubt it catches nearly the heat of the Four Loco but only time will say. I'm falling a seep so I'll proof this tomorrow. Enjoy